have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”
this is how u use tinder right
he came out of left field with this one
when u willingly share ur pizza w/ them
finding out someone attractive likes you
the best condoms money can buy
Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.
This has always been so funny to me look at it’s face
"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"
Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.
my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women
Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.