6ee:

romeo oh romeo can thou telleth me if i am thy bae or naw

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

book one: professor mcgonagall and the you put a WHAT in our WHERE albus
book two: professor mcgonagall and the we have a WHAT IN OUR WHERE ALBUS
book three: professor mcgonagall and the ministry is sending us WHAT because of WHO
book four: professor mcgonagall and the ARE YOU SHITTING ME ALBUS
book five: professor mcgonagall and the we have WHO telling us to do WHAT
book six: professor mcgonagall and the albus do something NO NOT THAT
book seven: professor mcgonagall and the I FINALLY GET TO BLOW SHIT UP THANK YOU WIZARD GOD

moopdrea:

crossedmymind299:

no-probalo:

Ladies and Gentlemen….

SHAQ IS MOBILE

this is horrifying. Sean. SEEEEANAAN. WHAT HAVE YOU CREATED.

hes coming

narcotic:

what if people named their kids when they turn 18 so the kid has a name that fits its personality

People who say equalism when they say feminism

bikinipowerbottom:

billiamswheatdown:

ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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When you finger yourself while masturbating

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when you try to suck your dick and you break your ribs

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prasejeebus:

The tea has been spilled and it’s scalding

craigslistdad:

and that’s when it came up and swallowed me millionth dollar

whitemagebecky:

I can never get enough of this

nayx:

thefuzzletor:

Inspirational pokemon photos.

no dream is too bird carrying a leek