davidstrider:

have you ever looked at an authority figure in your life and thought “wow i respect a well-grilled hot dog more than i respect you”

quamraeros:

tomfletcherscats:

tomfletcherscats:

this is how u use tinder right

he came out of left field with this one

Marry him

Anonymous whispered: How do you know when you're in love?

jem-sie:

when u willingly share ur pizza w/ them

radcanine:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Cats and Tumblr

More?

Dog Tumblr Posts

extrabigrnac:

finding out someone attractive likes you

image

sassadilla:

the best condoms money can buy

oscarrvalencia:

vvankinq:

Go on, tell them I ate your homework. They’ll never believe you.

This has always been so funny to me look at it’s face

slutdust:

glowcloud:

hiphopfrightsplaque:

"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.