IT’S JUST RECIPES FOR BIG CANDY.
ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
HOLY MOTHER OF FUCK LOOK AT THIS BEAUTIFUL CREATION OF MANKIND
THIS IS A ROLO THE SIZE OF A FUCKING BIRTHDAY CAKE AND IF THAT’S NOT THE TIGHTEST SHIT EVER THEN GET THE HELL OUT OF MY FACE
PIMP THAT SNACK
JUST FUCKING DO IT.
I wonder if they have something for Oreos.
He looks so polite, like he just wants to stop by and see if you have anything for him.
realizing you were alive before some of your friends even existed
For the record this is what I consider an appropriate 21st birthday present
the true american dream
why is “fuck you” an insult like hell yea fuck me fuck me hard
do you ever do that thing in class where you notice you’ve stopped paying attention so you try to focus but then you’re focused so hard on trying to focus that you’re still not paying attention to what they’re saying
Omg it’s in words
It bewilders me that they didn’t give the Hogwarts first years maps
have fun navigating an ancient castle full of shit that could literally kill you by yourselves suckers
THAT GIF I’M CRYING
my best friends name is elsa and today she said “i wish people would stop asking me if i wanna build a fucking snowman”
*swipes debit card*
*purchase goes through*
me: God is good all the time
Cashier: all the time God is good
what i love about mythbusters is that once they bust a myth they manipulate their variables until something finally explodes bc we all know why you’re really watching this show
i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people
please never drive
ppl changing their icons and urls at the same time
I never lost mine, I just absorb other peoples’, making my virginity grow stronger and stronger in preparation for the final battle.